You're Fat Mom (I'm Actually Very Fit)

Kids saying the darnedest things gets old... fast.


Real Convo:
Me: Man, my stomach looks fat 
(Since having 3 kids I've lost 40 pounds and 2 cup sizes. I'm almost near my athletic competing weight)

Oldest: You don't look fat mommy. (Endearingly and in an almost unbelievable tone)


Middle: I like how you look like that mommy.


Me: Aww... (Believing that I could feel the love in her words)

Middle: Yeh, b/c it means you won't have another baby b/c you're fat. I don't want you to have more kids.


My Analysis:

Hmmm... Does this mean she knows that no one will want me or what???